As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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