Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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