thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
