Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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