So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
one might say we're banned from that church
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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