ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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