Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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