weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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