Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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