I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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