Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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