Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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