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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Randomize
