walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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