If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I think people are normalizing furries
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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