Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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