You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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