big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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