Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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