Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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