I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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