tell your sister to shave her snatch
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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