i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
