we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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