The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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