You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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