She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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