I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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