There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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