are you so shy because you have an std?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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