this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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