he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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