So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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