I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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