Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I had to cum in my sink.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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