I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
