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• (716): View more from New York

  I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

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  details?

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  alcohol + bed + penis = sex

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.

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• (650): View more from California

  last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.

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• (310): View more from California

  I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.

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• (805): View more from California

  Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video

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• (786): View more from Florida

  at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.

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