what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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