We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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