I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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