Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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