I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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