what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I enjoy the company of your penis
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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