Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
ugly people sure do ruin things
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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