Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You can't motorboat a personality
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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