So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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