So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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