please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
