that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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