You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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