FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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