We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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