Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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