Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm both gender and math confused
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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