If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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