Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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